chapter 1
Peer-Reviewed Cat Theorems
"i did the math. all of it." — a cat, probably
- 01MEOW = mc²energy released when a cat knocks a cup off the table
- 02∫ zoomies dt = 3amthe fundamental theorem of chaos
- 03treats → ∞as hunger increases without bound
- 04P(nap) = 0.98probability at any given moment
- 05box ⊆ catif it fits, i sits (proven)
- 06purr = √(comfy)the square root of a good vibe
- 07dChart/dt > 0MathCat only goes up (trust)
- 08Σ lives = 9convergent series, do not test
- 09sin(cat) = adorableholds for all angles of the cat
- 10lim(hooman→door) = MEOWthe abandonment limit
* all theorems verified by a cat sitting on the keyboard. QED >^.^<
chapter 2 · the tokenomeownics
The $MATHCAT Token
One billion little math cats live on pump.fun.
We solved the hardest equation in crypto:
(cats) × (math) × (internet) = up only
No roadmap. Only a whiteboard covered in scribbles and a cat staring at it. That's the whole plan. It is airtight.
- TICKER
- $MATHCAT
- SUPPLY
- 1,000,000,000
- LAUNCHPAD
- pump.fun
- TAX
- 0% (cats hate paperwork)
- CHAIN
- Solana
- UTILITY
- being extremely smart
chapter 3 · the archive
The Meowseum of Modern Math
a scientifically curated wall of the smartest cats to ever hold a crayon
chapter 4 · final exam
Proof That You Should Buy $MATHCAT
Theorem 1. For all cats C and all portfolios P, adding $MATHCAT to P strictly increases the vibes of P.
∀C ∀P : vibes(P ∪ MATHCAT) > vibes(P)
Step 1.
Given: you have a wallet (Phantom) with some SOL in it.
⇒ Head to pump.fun and paste the $MATHCAT contract address.
Step 2.
Assume: the contract you copied from the top bar is correct.
⇒ Swap your SOL for $MATHCAT. Do not overthink it, the cat did not.
Step 3.
Let x = the number of cats you now own.
⇒ Hold x. Stare at chart. Become one with the whiteboard.
Therefore, by feline induction, $MATHCAT is good. ∎
